Hello, world.

Hello, world.

This is the first note from the kitchen. We're building Artichokey — an orchestrator for AI coding agents that doesn't make you touch YAML.

What it is

Artichokey runs agents in parallel git worktrees, streams their work to chat, and opens real PRs on real branches. You bring the model. We bring the choreography.

Why a mascot

Because tools should feel like teammates, not infrastructure. Arti is the friendly face of a serious orchestration engine — Rust core, WASM plugins, local-first.

What's next

We're letting in the first thousand or so by hand. If you're tired of duct-taping shell scripts together, drop your email.

Okey dokey.